http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/-t1.htm All you Peter kay or Chubby Brown wanabes throw your jokes in here Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:19:22 GMT 10 http://realoldskool.myfreeforum.org/templates/myff_realoldskool1/images/myspaz.jpg http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/-t1.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/priest-goes-to-a-hotel-t476.htm Jutt
He gets to the reception and says to the receptionist " I do hope the porn's disabled "

The receptionist looks back and says " Nah it's normal , you sick fuck ! "]]> JOKES BIN Sun, 04 Oct 2009 11:19:22 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/priest-goes-to-a-hotel-t476.htm#2222 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/priest-goes-to-a-hotel-t476.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/banana-and-vibrator-t450.htm Jutt A Banana and Vibrator are stting down at a table. The Banana looks to the Vibrator and says " Fuck knows why you're shaking - it's me she's gonna eat ! " JOKES BIN Wed, 20 May 2009 19:54:17 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/banana-and-vibrator-t450.htm#2126 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/banana-and-vibrator-t450.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/9-11-investogation-t446.htm Jutt It's now thought that Al Qaeda are NOT behind the 9/11 attacks , it was caused by 2 Irish Labours. Mickey and Paddy were fitting a door which wasn't the right fit so Mickey says to Paddy ..................... Get a plane and take the top off will ya ... JOKES BIN Sun, 10 May 2009 09:09:25 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/9-11-investogation-t446.htm#2108 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/9-11-investogation-t446.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/ricky-hatton-t445.htm Jutt I'm taking this Ricky Hatton Toaster back to Tesco's - it's shit. Can't even do 2 rounds! What have Ricky Hatton and Garry Glitter got in Common ? They both went down for trying to take a Phillipino in the ring! JOKES BIN Sun, 10 May 2009 07:35:33 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/ricky-hatton-t445.htm#2104 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/ricky-hatton-t445.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/englishman-and-iranian-in-the-pub-t447.htm Jutt Iranian says tp the english - " my country is amazing. We can a kidney out of a man and within a week he's back ready for work. The English man says " our country's fucked - we take an arsehole out of Scotland and within a week everyones looking for work again ! " JOKES BIN Sun, 10 May 2009 09:12:55 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/englishman-and-iranian-in-the-pub-t447.htm#2110 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/englishman-and-iranian-in-the-pub-t447.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/macca-won-t-like-this-one-t441.htm Jutt
I'm just wondering if Liverpool's in Europe ]]> JOKES BIN Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:45:22 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/macca-won-t-like-this-one-t441.htm#2084 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/macca-won-t-like-this-one-t441.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bit-cheesey-but-suits-the-tiem-of-year-i-spose-t428.htm hardcorehopkins Fathers have Fathers Day,
Lovers have Valentines Day,
What do wankers have?...

...Palm Sunday!!!!!]]> JOKES BIN Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:49:53 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bit-cheesey-but-suits-the-tiem-of-year-i-spose-t428.htm#2047 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bit-cheesey-but-suits-the-tiem-of-year-i-spose-t428.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/put-the-sliver-welly-s-out-last-night-for-halloween-t389.htm Jutt ]]> JOKES BIN Sat, 01 Nov 2008 19:08:47 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/put-the-sliver-welly-s-out-last-night-for-halloween-t389.htm#1826 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/put-the-sliver-welly-s-out-last-night-for-halloween-t389.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/wayne-rooney-is-under-fire-from-fabio-capello-t384.htm Jutt Wayne Rooney came under fire from Fabio Capello about his dribbling. Fabio Capello sets him a drill and then watches him do it. First Rooney skips round David James , then quickly round Wes Brown , easily past Sean Wright Phillips , past Jermain Defoe and then finally takes the ball round Emile Heskey. After this immense burst of energy and amazingness he rests at the touchline. Cappello then comes past and say's. I ... JOKES BIN Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:05:11 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/wayne-rooney-is-under-fire-from-fabio-capello-t384.htm#1798 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/wayne-rooney-is-under-fire-from-fabio-capello-t384.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bus-t380.htm vinnyconno
So I pushed the cunt under a bus.]]> JOKES BIN Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:19:58 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bus-t380.htm#1767 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/bus-t380.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/flying-high-t385.htm Jutt Englishman , Paki and Yank are out on a day out in New York. After drinking a lot of cosmo's and other American treats they head to the top of The Empire State Building. The Yank says to the Paki that as they're so high up , they lose a sense of gravity and if the Paki jumped off that he'd would glide to his safety to somewhere like Central Park and as he's done done it personally loads of times he reccomends the Paki does it. The Paki does and falls to his death. The Enlighman ... JOKES BIN Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:10:10 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/flying-high-t385.htm#1799 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/flying-high-t385.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/the-bee-t381.htm vinnyconno
Nature's very own suicide bomber.]]> JOKES BIN Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:34:20 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/the-bee-t381.htm#1768 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/the-bee-t381.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/who-cares-t379.htm vinnyconno
Who cares?]]> JOKES BIN Sat, 11 Oct 2008 20:17:45 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/who-cares-t379.htm#1766 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/who-cares-t379.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/railway-t355.htm vinnyconno
His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found the head."]]> JOKES BIN Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:55:30 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/railway-t355.htm#1622 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/railway-t355.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/toliet-t357.htm vinnyconno The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?' Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.' After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?' Again ... JOKES BIN Tue, 02 Sep 2008 10:04:05 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/toliet-t357.htm#1624 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/toliet-t357.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/new-orleans-t356.htm vinnyconno There is a new theme park opening in New Orleans. The Roller Coaster isn't up to much, but the water rides are bloody fantastic. JOKES BIN Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:59:29 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/new-orleans-t356.htm#1623 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/new-orleans-t356.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/me-bird-t354.htm vinnyconno
We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.]]> JOKES BIN Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:53:48 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/me-bird-t354.htm#1621 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/me-bird-t354.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/library-t353.htm vinnyconno
The librarian says; "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."]]> JOKES BIN Tue, 02 Sep 2008 09:51:06 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/library-t353.htm#1620 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/library-t353.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/2-pals-are-driving-round-town-t95.htm Jutt 2 pals driving round town , then one decides petrol. However , with the constant rising in fuel the driver decides to search for cheaper fuel. He gets to a Esso Garage and sees " win sex if you buy petrol here " So the man fills his car and heads to the cashier. "There's my money , how do I win free sex says the man" " Ok sir , you need to pick a number between 1 and 10 to stand a chance of winning " says the cashier. The man thinks ... JOKES BIN Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:50:56 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/2-pals-are-driving-round-town-t95.htm#454 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/2-pals-are-driving-round-town-t95.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/delete-if-this-is-racist-t94.htm Jutt
Ghana 8

Ethiopia - didn't























That was evil.]]> JOKES BIN Wed, 30 Jan 2008 19:44:56 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/delete-if-this-is-racist-t94.htm#453 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/delete-if-this-is-racist-t94.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/brian-the-dwar-sitting-in-a-pub-t93.htm Jutt Brian the dwarf is sitting in a pub , when all of a sudden he feels a massive chop type force on the back of his head. When he looks up a massive stocky guy goes " That's a Karate Chop from Korea " . Unfazed Brian gets another drink and sits down. As soon as he did this , he feels what feels like a shin to the side of his head at a hard force causing him to drop to the floor again. When he looks up the same guy as before . The big bloke then says " That's a Round Kick from Thailand ... JOKES BIN Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:09:55 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/brian-the-dwar-sitting-in-a-pub-t93.htm#437 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/brian-the-dwar-sitting-in-a-pub-t93.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/fingerd-t83.htm gabba_bitch A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. The chap is laying on his side with his trousers pulled down, the girl has her finger in his asshole, and she's reaming away with a vengeance. The cop says, "What the hell is going on here?" The girl says, "This is my date. When I told him I wouldn't spend the night with him, he started pounding down the booze. Now, he's too drunk to drive me home, so I'm trying to sober him up by making him puke." ... JOKES BIN Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:41:18 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/fingerd-t83.htm#369 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/fingerd-t83.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/batterys-and-women-t59.htm djmacca





You know its wrong but sooner or later, your gonna touch it with your tongue. ]]> JOKES BIN Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:11:19 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/batterys-and-women-t59.htm#217 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/batterys-and-women-t59.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/necros-t81.htm gabba_bitch "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle."
"What," the other asks, "green?".
"No," says the first, " a bit sour."]]> JOKES BIN Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:38:46 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/necros-t81.htm#367 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/necros-t81.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/mmm-tasty-t82.htm gabba_bitch Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. This big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers. The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink. The women says, "Sure, if you fuck me." The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert, then sleep with your fat smelly ass." The second man wants to live and agree's to do the deed. ... JOKES BIN Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:39:43 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/mmm-tasty-t82.htm#368 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/mmm-tasty-t82.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/chunk-t84.htm gabba_bitch Three men had a very late night drinking Guiness. They left in the early morning hours and each went to their home. The next day, they all met for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first guy claims that he was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second guy said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped it ... JOKES BIN Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:42:44 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/chunk-t84.htm#370 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/chunk-t84.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/harold-shipman-jokes-t85.htm gabba_bitch Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? A: Neither of them can finish a sentence. Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan. They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter. Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience." The prison warden ... JOKES BIN Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:43:51 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/harold-shipman-jokes-t85.htm#371 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/harold-shipman-jokes-t85.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/poo-t56.htm dazza. "doc ive got diorrhea and i think its hereditory!"
"hereditory" said the doctor " I dont think so"
" Well its in me jeans"
]]> JOKES BIN Tue, 20 Nov 2007 19:35:01 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/poo-t56.htm#190 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/poo-t56.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/dwarf-sitting-in-his-car-t64.htm Jutt A dwarf is sitting in his car in a car park , when suddenly BANG a car wallops into him. The dwarf gets out and faces the culprit. " I'm realy sorry mate , it was an accident - heres my insurance details " The dwarf , angry , replys " what the fuck you playing at for sake , you're bang out of fucking order. this cars brand new etc etc " The culprit replies " I'm truly sorry mate " The dwarf then says " I tell ya ....... I aint happy ... JOKES BIN Thu, 22 Nov 2007 18:10:26 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/dwarf-sitting-in-his-car-t64.htm#234 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/dwarf-sitting-in-his-car-t64.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/paul-mcartney-t61.htm Jutt
Eventually the big question came ... " So Paul , can you ever see yourself going down on one knee again"

He looked back at the reporter and said ........
















I'd prefer it if you called her Heather.]]> JOKES BIN Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:27:43 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/paul-mcartney-t61.htm#222 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/paul-mcartney-t61.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/rich-and-poor-guy-in-a-pub-t54.htm Jutt Rich and Poor guy are both sitting in a pub , when the poor guy asks the following " Trev , what are ya buying ya missus for Xmas mate ? " To which Trev Replies " 5 series BMW , and a Diamond Ring " "Why 2 gifts" ask the poor man? "Well say's Trev , £ If she don't like the car , she can have the ring instead. " Trev then returns the first question to the poor man , who replies " Slippers and a vibrator" "Why 2 gifts ... JOKES BIN Mon, 19 Nov 2007 19:27:01 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/rich-and-poor-guy-in-a-pub-t54.htm#180 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/rich-and-poor-guy-in-a-pub-t54.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/iraqi-footballer-t58.htm djmacca The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool . The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player ... JOKES BIN Wed, 21 Nov 2007 17:28:12 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/iraqi-footballer-t58.htm#215 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/iraqi-footballer-t58.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/man-beat-up-by-7-blokes-in-sunny-derby-find-out-why-t43.htm UKBULLDOG ]]> JOKES BIN Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:14:00 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/man-beat-up-by-7-blokes-in-sunny-derby-find-out-why-t43.htm#128 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/man-beat-up-by-7-blokes-in-sunny-derby-find-out-why-t43.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/kiss-t31.htm gabba_bitch One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mammy before he goes to work." That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!" JOKES BIN Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:18:29 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/kiss-t31.htm#66 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/kiss-t31.htm http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/jokes-t23.htm HardcoreTwat-

Embarrassing Tombstone


The Real Porta Potty


What Husbands Hear
]]> JOKES BIN Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:37:45 GMT http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/jokes-t23.htm#42 http://realoldskool.forumotion.com/jokes-bin-f4/jokes-t23.htm